True or False.. a Democrat is More Likely To?

1) A Democrat is more likely to masturbate at a busy intersection? True or false

2) A Democrat is more likely to do what "feels good" rather than use their brain and do what's right? True or False

3) A Democrat is more likely to be totally incapable to taking responsibility for his/her actions? True or false

4) A Democrat is more likely blame everyone for their problems? True or False

5) A Democrat is more likely to have a sex change? True or false

6) A Democrat is more likely to foam at the mouth for no apparent reason? True or false

7) A Democrat is is more likely to be completely insane and not even know it? In fact, a Democrat is so insane they think their ideas are superior? True or false

8) A Democrat is more likely to claim they're "green" but would be too lazy to walk 20 feet to the recycle bin? True or False.

9) A Democrat is more likely to smoke Crack? True or false

10) A Democrat is more likely to demand the possessions of a more successful neighbor (a nice car, pool, furniture, bank account, ect..) even though they refuse to earn it? True or false

11) A Democrat is more likely to be accepting of people ONLY if He/She agrees with them? True or false

12) A Democrat is more likely to be late to his baby's birth in favor of smoking a joint? True or false

13) A Democrat is more likely to live in the ghetto? True or false

14) A Democrat is more likely to "express him/herself" publicly? True or false

15) A Democrat is more likely to rent-to-own furniture? True or false

16) A Democrat is more likely to make decisions based on emotions and without much thought of the consequences of their decisions.? True or false

17) A Democrat is more likely to drink 40 ounce malt liquor? True or false

18) A Democrat is more likely to have a large object (shot glass, candle, coke bottle, plunger, ect..) removed from his rectum by a doctor at the ER? True or false

19) A Democrat is more likely to live with mom until their 40's? True or false

21) A Democrat is more likely to complain about something given to them for free? True or false.

22) A Democrat is more likely accuse someone of something they themselves are guilty of? True or false

23) A Democrat is more likely to sell a baby for drugs? True or false

24) A Democrat is more likely to claim they were abducted by aliens? True or false

25) A Democrat is more likely to cheat on a test? True or false

26) A Democrat is more likely than anyone else to cut class in favor of smoking pot? True or false

27) A Democrat (man or woman) is more likely to have a tattoo that says, "Tramp" above their buttox? True or false

28) If a Democrat had a choice between buying a Crack pipe or fixing a flat tire, but could not afford both, he/she would chose a crack pipe, even if that meant driving on the rim? True or false

29) A Democrat is more likely to establish the rules as they see fit? True or false

30) A Democrat is more likely to buy a 50" Plasma TV before buying health insurance? True or false

31) A Democrat is more likely to become violent at a political gathering? True or false

32) A Democrat is more likely to break the law and find a way to make themselves appear the victim? True of false

33) A Democrat is more likely hate the police, judges, military, CIA, etc.. and would gladly side with a criminal, special interest, or the enemy of our country? True or false

34) A Democrat is more likely to live totally free off the government, Work under the table without paying taxes and then scream, "greedy capitalists" when it comes time for them to pay for goods or services? True or False

35) A Democrat is more likely to complain to a webmaster to have your post removed if he disagrees with you? True or false

Suggestion:

TRUE

Jerry

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