my friend convinced me to have my first cigarette…. i know what you think and im not proud of it
i tried it once before about a year back but i completely screwed it up
i thought all you had to do was suck on it, i know, it was funny for everyone else but humiliating for me.
i vowed to never try that again, but as you read i broke that vow
once again i tried to inhale it but i just didnt know how, my friend said i didnt do it fast enough or something? i was coughing for about a second or two i guess i screwed up again
so i was wondering how do you exactly inhale the smoke like just saying inhale means nothing to me. i am a novice on this subject so i need it in "black and white", ie so obvious if i didnt get it i was probably retarded
i know my friend will try to get me to try it again so i dont want to look stupid infront of her
and yes im young not 18 yet and i dont plan to smoke regularly its just for the time she asks me to
honestly from what little experience i had, it was nasty the taste was terrible idk how smokers put up with it the first time
when i first tried it i my interpretation of "puff" was way off, i was sucking on the cigarette like a drinking straw, i know thats completely wrong so im really bad at this, and i dont want to be good but i just want to know
i know all the dangers, both my parents smoke
Suggestion:
Pull the smoke in to your mouth, then take the cigarette out and breath in deeply through your open mouth, the smoke will go down in to your lungs – then you'll cough your guts up, if you're lucky you won't throw up, and it'll make your nose run and your eyes water and you'll be able to say "There, I did it." Then slap yourself on the head for being so bloody stupid and put the cigarette out on the forehead of the idiot "friend" who wants you to do this and ruin your life and that of your kids.
Who the hell wants to smoke any more? there are millions of us desperately wishing we'd never started, who would swap lungs with you in a heartbeat to have nice pink clean ones that don't fall on the floor when we run. I can not stress enough how CRAP an idea learning to smoke it. Seriously.
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