Hi! I'm a moron who watched the stupid ad for electronic cigarettes that only white trash hillbillies would actually purchase. If they're not real cigarettes, does that mean I can smoke them in the non-smoking areas and in hospitals? I figure if they complain I can make a grotesque grimace with my face and say in a whiny, pompous voice to them: "It's not real smoke! It's only water vapor! Are you STUPID or something?" and then everyone around will laugh at them for sure! Are they safe for kids, too? I'm sure lots of kids will realize just how "cool" smoking is by watching the ad and then whine at their overworked, underpaid lower-middle class parents that they need some to be even more chavtastic than the little losers already are! And their parents will screech in their angry, complaining housewife voices that no, no they cannot have cigarettes. And then they kids will simply reason with them with the well-informed bon-mot: "But it's only water vapor! Nyeearr!" Because, you know, smoking is something that we as a society really need to make our number one priority! Or even our number 5823rd priority! And that's why it's important that in 2010 instead of fixing the economy or getting people jobs we should revitalize the whole concept of smoking instead.
Suggestion:
Please hold while I try and give a fúck.
[RUDE BOY]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
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